Just cropdusted the office
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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