I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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