last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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