so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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