whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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