i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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