you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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