Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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