dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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