I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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