So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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