You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She is in my trunk
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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