We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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