Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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