Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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