Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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