yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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