we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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