You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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