sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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