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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  some bitch filled my sink with salsa.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids

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• (310): View more from California

  I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know

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• (831): View more from California

  we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to

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• (831): View more from California

  dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.

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