at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If that was your dad, he is hot
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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