So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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