I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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