is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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