i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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