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I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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