The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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