Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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