So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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