so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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