How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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