hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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