i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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