Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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