I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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