actually, I'm a sock model
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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