Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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