toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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