You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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