you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
