is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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