You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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