can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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