Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
