Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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