I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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