chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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