i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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