I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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