do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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