i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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