Me too!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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