This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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