Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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