Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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